While under quarantine, the America’s Spin Show restrooms run out of toilet paper. Stacey decides it’s a great opportunity to prank her coworkers by installing a bidet without telling them. Then we see how much the staff takes a liking to their new, modernized bathroom.

Here in America, our bathroom technology lags behind what other countries use. We don’t know why, but it’s probably because big toilet paper is lobbying to keep the bidet away. Don’t fact check this.

We think everyone should get their buttholes cleaned in an efficient, earth-friendly way. Make toilets great again.