Apparently when Donald Trump suggested that people infected with Coronavirus could remedy the illness by injecting themselves with disinfectant, he was totally ad libbing. As those of us who’ve seen a Mr. Yuk sticker as children all know, THAT’S FUCKING POISON. But that didn’t stop Trumpy.

Which got me thinking—why would he think that type of off-the-cuff remark is okay to suggest? Perhaps he was poisoned at some point in his life…