Meet the Toonsplainers

Paul previously worked as a fire safety director at an office building in New York City. His political views are independent and is proud of his Italian-American heritage. As the ASS anchor, he faces the seemingly impossible challenge of keeping his panelists in order.

Her California roots help her keep a pulse on the inner workings of the Democratic party. She finds and eliminates social injustice wherever it may be. She has a good heart but isn’t as woke as she thinks she is.

Our resident country lawyer is always breaking stereotypes. He has a left-of-center worldview with a high level understanding of the generational wealth gap and climate issues. Out of all his idiot coworkers, he’s often a voice of reason.

Have questions for god? Father James thinks he’s the perfect messenger. Despite what he preaches, he often finds himself taking a morally grey stance. Caution: very gullible.

Joey is a Trump supporter who represents the worst in America. He’s young, brash, and loves a good conspiracy theory. Accepting facts is not one of his strong suits but he’s very skilled when it comes to agitating his colleagues.