Robert Mueller Testifies!

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Based on the other times Mueller has testified to Congress, he’s never shown much patience for partisanship.

When he testifies on Wednesday, July 24, Democrats just need to get him to bring his report to life. If they can avoid the speeches and showboating, they’ll be productive, right? That’s the thing: They like to talk but don’t often like to listen.

They just need to ask direct questions and not bicker with one another. It’s all about letting the movie version of the Mueller Report play out.

Seems simple, right? Well, there are a million ways Democrats could fuck this up. And unfortunately, they’ll get the same amount of airtime as the Republicans who will be looking to discredit the report.

Who knows—maybe they’ll surprise us and keep it civil.