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Trump Finally Takes the Mantle

Jan. 8, 2019

After President Trump’s national address on immigration and the border wall funding, the federal government remains closed. Back in December, the president said that he would ‘take the mantle’ for a government shutdown. 

Trump’s request for $5.7 billion dollars—a down payment—in funding for his beloved border wall is yet to be approved by Congress. The Birwin Report caught up with President Trump to see if he’s still willing to shoulder the blame.

The government is still shut down, so here I am—on a literal mantle.
I don’t even know what I meant when I said ‘take the mantle.’ Who says that anyway?
Maybe I meant mantle as in what’s underneath the earth’s crust…
Oh god, I’m in the mantle! I’m in hell! We’re all in hell!

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