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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Takes The Bird Box Challenge

Listen to me, we’re going on a trip now, it’s going to be rough. If he tweets, you tell me. If he goes off script, you tell me.

Jan. 11, 2018

Press Secretary at the White House is never an easy job. In the Trump White House, it’s next level awful. Sarah Huckabee Sanders has been looking for ways to cope with her stressful job. Instead of booze or some such vice, she heard of the internet’s latest craze: the Bird Box Challenge.

The Bird Box Challenge is where you blindfold yourself and try to get from point A to point B. In the movie, the characters have to save themselves from some kind of hell demon that kills you if you look at it. Hence, they have to get to safety while blindfolded.

Obviously, this is risky which is why Netflix issued a warning to not try the Bird Box Challenge at home. In a world where your boss’ tweets or hearing him go off script can ruin your day, sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands. So Mrs. Sanders thought she would try not looking at them. If you can’t see it it’s not there, right?

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